people-should-all-be-onions:

isthisjustphantasy:

fishtwigz:

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS

i had to scroll all the way back to the top to reblog it..

the oNLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT IS I DID NOT HAVE TO SCROLL RIGHT BACK TO THE TOP OF THIS POST TO REBLOG IT

(Source: iraffiruse)

i’m not good at things

i’m going to bed

A Grammarian's Guide!: What Is Grammar?

grammarguide:

I felt like this would be an appropriate way to begin this blog. There will be no actual grammar lesson here; however, grammatical concepts will be mentioned.

So, what is grammar? It’s strange, really. If you asked any random person in public this question, he’d likely hesitate before answering, despite the fact that grammar is so important in our everyday lives. In all honesty, it is kind of hard to define grammar, as it’s such a massive concept.

Let’s take a look at the dictionary definition:

a : the characteristic system of inflections and syntax of a language.

b : a system of rules that defines the grammatical structure of a language.”

-Merriam Webster

Basically, grammar is the reason that a difference exists between “Let’s eat Grandma!” and “Let’s eat, Grandma!” It’s the reason that “I run a lot” is a general saying, but “I ran a lot” refers to something that occurred in the past, not the present. Grammar is the reason you can describe yourself so accurately, the reason that any basic form of communication is able to exist at all.

While the concept of grammar does encompass a wide range of rules, it doesn’t exclude the exceptions to those rules; those are part of grammar as well, and are just as important as the rules themselves. I’d go as far as to say that the abnormalities are more important than the true guidelines, as it is the knowledge of these exceptions that seem to stand out nowadays - something that, frankly, this blog is going to try to fix.

The rules’ anomalies are ideas or words that are used every day. This is seen a lot with verbs - “to be,” “to have,” “to run,” the list could go on for more than 470 verbs. There are still many more, however! Many nouns have irregular plural forms, for instance.

That should give you a very basic idea of what grammar really is. It’s an immense topic, so this blog will go through it the way it should: one topic at a time.

The other writers and I hope you enjoy this blog as much as we enjoy maintaining it!

-Written by darcx. Edited by twinkletoes-rp.

Fill this in with stuff about you
  • Age: 18
  • Where I live: New Orleans, Louisiana
  • Where I would like to live: Seattle or New York
  • Favourite food: cupcakes
  • Religion: Deist
  • Sexual orientation: i like boys
  • Favourite book: Series of Unfortunate Events/Harry Potter
  • Eye color: brown
  • Favourite movie: The Princess Bride
  • Favourite TV show: Golden Girls or The Walking Dead
  • Favourite band/singer: currently Of Monsters and Men
  • Favorite day/s of the year: early august
  • Do I have any pets: i have a turtle named Turk
  • Last movie I watched: This is the End
  • What’s my ringtone: Sherbert
  • Favourite male character from a TV show: Glenn (TWD)
  • Favourite female character from a TV show: Maggie (TWD)
  • What my name means: "illusion" in Hindu
  • Favourite Superhero: Catwoman

romionehinny:

awwww <3


lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS


thecakebar:

Frosting Pastry Bag Tips by Wilton! {click on picture for extra large view}

This is a chart that tells you what designs you can make on your cupcakes/cakes with cake tips made by Wilton (the most famous baking brand in the world) 

Use with a ziplock bag, DIY parchment bag, or real pastry bag!


thelegalizeddeafies:

As part of the Child First campaign, the National Association of the Deaf (NAD) is asking Congress to pass the Alice Cogswell Act. This bill will amend federal special education law (the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, or IDEA) to improve services for deaf and hard of hearing students. For more information on this bill, go to www.nad.org/alicecogswellact.

Anonymous asked:
red bean ice cream & mint choc froyo. these are fricking cute!

Red Bean Ice Cream - Ideal partner - The boy aka brilliant and attractive and absolutely hilarious and the most interesting person ever.

Mint Chocolate Froyo - 3 things I’m proud of - This one story I wrote, my ability to give awesome gifts, and who I am as a person.


euo:

if you make 9/11 jokes (either about the people who died or muslim extremists) then youre a piece of shit

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

katswhiskers:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?

ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY

Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.

dennys:

meepyperson:

lameborghini:

dennys:

*threatens to post a Denny’s selfie*

dennys what the heck does this even mean

i think it means denny might post a selfie but denny is too shy because denny thinks denny isn’t pretty but it’s okay denny we know you’re beautiful

image

Is this a good angle?